St Johns Preparatory School, Northwood, Middlesex, Merchant Taylors Educational Trust and the Headmaster's Conference (HMC)  (also Definite Software Ltd a.k.a. uklinux.net of Cheshire and Digital Networks Ltd a.k.a. dnuk.com of Manchester)

Nonces are plying their filthy trade mainly on the internet these days.
These nonces only GET onto the net to carry out their perverted activities with the collusion of internet hosting companies, internet service providers, web based message boards, their sponsoring companies, etc., etc.

In this series of reports, we plan to expose the Nonce lovers on the net, without whom this depraved activity would not be possible.

First off is St John's Preparatory School in Northwood, Middlesex and the above two companies

Any parent who entrusts their offspring to the charge of these rabid nonce lovers at St John's should be certified and have their children taken into care we reckon!

Background

You will see where this grossly irresponsible school comes in later, so do please bear with us!

Alfred 'spanker' Legrand, (see 'nonces on the net') who is totally obsessed with the caning and spanking of young boys, (he doesn't fancy small girls, it seems) has a discussion board grandly called Project Riddengundbrassenburg (might be spelt slightly incorrectly) which is devoted to the caning and spanking of underage boys for sexual gratification. Legrand has already had this perverted board shut down (this summer we believe) by the BBC (beeb.net) who received complaints about the overtly paedophilic material on there

Material on his board (www.alfredlegrand.uklinux.net) includes discussion topics such as 'the cutest boy actors' and my favourite bare-bottomed 'boyspank' scenes in films , 'should sex with minors be legalised?', 'we want to post obscene pictures of small boys and engineer a test case in the courts to see how far we can push the boundaries? etc., etc. This is all definitely obscene, although surprisingly, it may not actually be illegal as the law currently stands.

We in Noncewatch will be campaigning to get ALL material for sexual gratification involving children declared illegal. Currently it seems that if the material does not specifically involve genital stimulation (which it often actually does on Legrand's board, in fact) or actually penetration then they are able to get away with it even though it is morally repugnant and totally unacceptable in a civilised society.

Legrand and company, like all paedophiles, are often in denial and use euphemisms such as the appalling 'intergenerational consensual sex' to try to legitimise their depraved activities. BTW it is not legally possible for a minor to 'consent' to sex.
They seem to think that their unhealthy obsession with the caning of small boys does not make them paedophiles and they have in fact called US at Noncewatch 'paedophiles' for monitoring their activities and trying to get them all arrested and have their filthy discussion boards shut down.

Legrands board is currently hosted by a company in Cheshire called Definite Software Ltd aka uklinux.net (it is here on a 'techies' board BTW because the webmaster (who posts with handles 'technical admin' and 'wild child'), is a 14 year old lippy libellous schoolboy called Daniel Denshaw (www.dannysden.com) His site also hosted by uklinux.net. Denshaw , who fancies himself as a Linux 'propeller head' was on the uklinux.net  board and told Legrand that a good home would be found there.

Even Definite Software Ltd’s products are fraudulent and total crap as this review on Amazon clearly shows:

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 Reviewer: Dan from Birmingham, UK
If this is the same "Definite Linux 7" that I bought, it is actually a direct copy of a fairly ancient (1999) distribution of RedHat Linux. Many of the applications on the CD did not install, some of them turned out to be Windows executables and all were hopelessly outdated.
It is also worth noting that Definite Software Ltd do not feed any finance back into the Linux development community.

When we tried to discuss their hosting of Legrand's paedophilic message board with uklinux.net, they played 'shoot the messenger' and rubbished our representative. Our rep is not at issue here. It is THEIR hosting of the perverted Legrand message board which is the issue, or at least should be.

Still, uklinux.net's irresponsible 'cowboy' behaviour and attitude is totally consistent with the fact that they are fraudsters of the first order (see the website of ex employee Jason Clifford (www.jasonclifford.com) who makes a number of serious allegations about how they have defrauded him and the open source movement which has not received a penny from them even though they claim on their site that all their profits go to the open source movement.
It just lines the crooks pockets.

A sponsor of the Uklinux.net board is a company in Manchester called Digital Networks Ltd (dnuk.com) which provides Uklinux.net with servers in exchange for publicity.
When we spoke to the owner of Digital Networks called Lee Chisnall, he immediately became highly abusive and started making death threats to us ('I am going to send you some zyklon b gas' (which I suppose he found to be hilarious) 'I know where you live and I will send some people round to your house and you will not wake up in the morning' - that sort of thing. The idiot even did not bother to suppress his office phone number from some of the death threats. The police will be having a 'chat' with Mr Chisnall.

When we spoke to the editor of a major Linux magazine (NOT Linux Abuser, whose owner, Maggie Meer, has a deal going with Digital Networks. We were told:  'Maggie is well know for her deals' - and hence reviews their products in every issue) we were told: 'Chisnall likes to project himself as a hard nut so I'm not surprised!' Lee Chisnall really is a bundle of laughs. Not content with the zyklon b gas gags and telephone death threats, he then set a latenight fax machine on us and now sends us emails under the name Sydney Poitier (we told you he was a right little comedian) threatening to burn our houses down etc.! He is busy registering domain names in the obviously false 'Sydney Poitier' and setting up hatesites attacking us which we get taken down immediately. His registrations are nulified with no refund of course. Perhaps the fool will bankrupt himself and save us driving the thug out of business ourselves! Apart for the police going after him we will be lodging complaints to Companies House and the DTI as the hooligan is clearly totally unfit to run a company.
 

Maggie Meer just phoned our reporter and phoned and phoned and phoned. We told her to go away and to email us . She kept on phoning. We then told her she was being traced and we would report her to the Police. She said: 'I don't care' and continued to phone us  . She then maliciously kept our line open and 'jammed' for several minutes . This is an offence under the Telecommunications Act (1984) so we have now reported her malicious calls to the Police. She will get warned and possibly nicked. Ms Meer clearly thinks that the laws of the land don't apply to  the likes of her and her thuggish chum, Lee Chisnall of Digital Networks Ltd.

And we always thought that Linux people were just a load of peace loving anoraks (at least they WERE before cowboys like uklinux.net and Digital Networks Ltd.muscled in).

Nonce lover Lee Chisnall lives at (actually he may have moved but this is definitely the family address and phone number):

LEE G CHISNAL
5 VALLEY GROVE
DENTON
MANCHESTER
M34 6JJ
0161-320 0478

So give the charming nonce lover and zyklon b exponent, Lee Chisnall and his bent 'pal' Maggie Meer (020 8450 5577 - except she is far too grand to ever answer her own phone of course!) a ring guys!

Now back to St John's School, Northwood finally (remember them?) - www.st-johns.org.uk

On the Uklinux.net website there is section called 'communities' but no mention, of  course, of Legrand's perverted 'community'!
On there is a thing called the 'Linux for schools project' which claims to be supported by St John's School, Northwood, Middlesex. We spoke to the school's headmaster, a Mr C.Kelly, who kept going on about how they didn't know and how they would get their name removed immediately etc.

We then started getting abusive and threatening calls from someone calling himself Nigel Pauli, who just happens to be the webmaster at the school (Nigel@st-pauls.org.uk ) .These calls continued in the evening and then throughout the night and now the police and the BT malicious calls bureau are involved. When we phoned the school the next morning to complain, the school secretary said: 'we know all about you' before slamming the phone down.

Yet another case of 'shoot the messenger' it seems then!

Whatever there is to 'know' about us (and we know that they are being fed misinformation about us which it suits their perverted purpose to believe) this is not really about US now is it? WE did not chose to endorse a fraudulent company which is hosting a paedophile board now, did we?

We have complained to Middlesex police about this school's appalling attitude, where they seem to be condoning death threats to a journalist which are apparently emanating from their school. We also tried to complain to the school's parent organisation, the Merchant Taylors' Educational Trust, based in Liverpool. They too slammed the phone down on us.

Although that 'two bit jumped up' St Johns prep school is not a member of the Headmaster's Conference (HMC) who would not have them probably, their 'parent' school, Merchant Taylors Secondary School, of Liverpool is a member.
We will therefore formally complain to the HMC (we need to talk to them anyway about another spanking nonce called Colin Farrell and his perverted site corpun.com, which links without permission to a whole load of British public and state schools).

Stop Press: the HMC refused to talk to us just now, slammed the phone down and will not answer their phone at all now! So if you were planning to phone the HMC to ask about a nice expensive school to sent little Rupert to, then don't bother.  Do as Lord Bath does and send him to the local comprehensive and do something REALLY useful for his future with all the cash you will save, like buying him a good franchise or something for the 100K plus (5 times nearly 20K p.a. for your typical secondary public school for ages 13 -18 PLUS the prep school bit) or send him on some Cisco courses so he can than earn 100K a year as a certified Cisco engineer. He will thank you for it. Even buy him a Porche so he can pull the birds (or rather the young boys if he is the typical product of an HMC school) and he will REALLY thank you for it!

So yet another case of 'shoot the messenger' then

Headmasters' Conference HMC - (snobs r us)
130 Regent Road,
Leicester LE1 7PG
Telephone 0116 255 1567
Facsimile 0116 255 6972 (note this; we lower classes write 'fax')
hmc@hmc.org.uk

These schools all do this when faced with a nasty scandal. They try to shoot the messenger and then try and pretend it is not happening (just like the Catholic Church in fact). It is hardly surprising then, that with this disgraceful attitude, that there is so much paedophilic in our public schools, much of which goes unreported.

So there you have it!

Did the parents give permission for that trashy school, St John's,  to post little Tarquin's, little Algenon's and litle Rupert's pictures on the internet for the Legrands, Farrells, Ianboys and other nonces all over the world to link to and perv at?  We doubt it!

If you were a parent, would you entrust you little loved ones (and pay bucket loads of cash for the 'privilege') to this totally irresponsible rabble at St John's, Northwood or to Merchant Taylors, or indeed to ANY HMC school including Eton and Fettes?

We don't reckon so somehow!!!

Remember that these charming 'nonce lovers', who would rather commit criminal acts against US then distance themselves from the perverted 'spanker' Legrands of this world, are keeping Legrand and company in 'business'.

Just think about it.

Noncewatch

Any more 'dirt' particularly on St. Johns School, Merchant Tailors School, uklinux.net or Digital Networks Ltd will be most gratefully received at noncewatch@redwatch.org

More exposes on other nonce lovers soon!
 

So then, here is the 'PR blurb' on the trashy St Johns School for those of you who can't be arsed to visit their website:  www.st-johns.org.uk :