Lead them out onto the dance floor Charlie
let them spin a waltz or two
Let them dance their wild fandango
Just as long as the tunes by you.

They're jigging in England
and they tango in France
but see that guy in the corner, Charlie?
'Watch him!'
That guy don't dance

Let them conga in Congo, Charlie
the snakes the thing and led by a few
Turn them around with their juke-box head on
You dine with the captain,
I'll dance with the crew

They're jerking mad Stateside
In Russia they prance -
but, watch that guy,
the quite one in the corner Charlie,
that guy won't dance