- Membership
requires you to be a party member for 2 years
(most people figure it out by then)
- Sell
the paper
- Get
other poseurs to join
- Sell
the paper
- Use
the words "SMASH",
"FIGHTBACK", and "OVERTHROW"
on a hourly basis (without cause)
- Sell
the paper
- Organise
at least one meeting entitled "XXXX in
Crisis", where you choose the XXXX
- Sell
the paper
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- Fifty papers a week to
sell to fellow students
- Ostricised by all
your friends, for the term of your membership
- Fifty papers a week to
sell to fellow students
- A reputation similar
to (but worse than) that of a Jehovah's Witness
- Fifty papers a week to
sell to fellow students
- Kicked to fuck by NF skinheads while Christian Hogsberg leads from behind and lurks in a cafe over the road
- Free collection of the forty-odd copies of Socialist Wanker you can't even give away each week
- All your thinking
done for you
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